Have you been having problems communicating with your partner? Have you spent years trying to break through their wall of emotional unavailability? Do they just not listen to what you have to say? Well, don’t trade them in, because I have a solution for you!
Hi, Billy Mays here with another fantastic product for you!
Women, are you tired of your man offering solutions to your problems when you just wanna hash things out? Guys, are you tired of your woman’s constant pointless nagging? Well don’t worry about that any longer! Simply inject the The Bicker Sticker’s patented formula directly into any artery of your loved one and it will temporarily paralyze their vocal cords! So no more annoying interruptions! Say ‘bye’ to his exasperated sigh! Put the nag in the bag!
The Bicker Sticker uses our amazing technology to increase alpha brain wave activity, the same brain waves you get when doing yoga, so you know they’re gonna listen to you! Also works great on the kids! Perfect for pets!
Whether you’re at the end of your rope or just sick to death of their shit, The Bicker Sticker will save you tons of time and money in couples therapy!
Say goodbye to misunderstandings! No more messy attempts at trying to make your partner love you!
But wait! There’s more! If you call right now and order the The Bicker Sticker, I’ll double your deal and throw in an extra Bicker Sticker for just $19.95, just pay extra shipping and handling fees. But that’s not all! We’ll also include our exclusive Blen-Drill blender attachment for your electric drill that lets you make delicious margaritas, smoothies or pureed soups with your cordless drill! Great for the garage or for camping! So call now!
No comments:
Post a Comment